You Can't Make this Stuff Up

Next Blogg is about our adventures at Ft. Kearney, Lake Johnson and Lake Ogallala, but you have to hear this story first.  So Pat and I play the "Animal Game"; the rules are simple we count cows-free range only-llamas, turkeys, deer, sheep, goats, fox, bison, pronghorn antelope and actually if we saw a live skunk we'd count it.  We should count hawks and other birds of prey but unlike turkey they fly high and we don't want to drive off the road looking at them.  So I have won 3 states so far.  We are in Iowa and Pat is cheatin like all get out, saying he sees churches(cemetery) in groves to kill my animals off (he wants to resurrect them as well, but he hasn't come up with a rule I will agree with.) I tell him he will be paid back for his cheatin ways and all his animals will die.  No lie, I am getting a little desperate and along comes the Bar None Cowboy Church. Check it out.  It is next to the Quality Inn near Newton, Iowa where the town has a speedway and I am sure the Quality Inn has a real bar. 
http://barnonecowboychurchofiowa.com/